Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Friday, June 24, 2011
Friday Fun
She likes to stretch, my Kidda.
She also has a tendency to fall asleep while stretching.
Sometimes, she likes to maintain the pose for pictures. She's an attention whore. :)
And just to show you that my cat isn't the only crazy animal in our household, I give you my brother's favorite dog: Behold the Jabberwocky!
While I was not the one giving her the bath, she held me responsible.
She swore revenge: the price? My braaaains!
But Zombie Jabbers was not satisfied.
Jabby goes by quite a few different names, in case you hadn't noticed, and she did get her revenge. She kept me awake until 3 AM the other morning barking and howling for no apparent reason. Now I don't know what kind of dog she is, but she's a weird one. Her lower jaw juts out a bit and she has one tooth that kind of sticks out of her mouth all the time. She's got coarse hair and long legs and big eyes... and I've decided she's a cross between a few different things.
Wookie
C Ewok
Fizgig
So there you have it. I bet you never thought you'd see a Wookie/Ewok/whatever-Fizgig-actually-is crossbreed, but I have proof they exist. I do.
Anywho, I thought I'd share a little fun with you guys today since I don't seem to be around much anymore. I hope the animals in my family have spread a little laughter today. Have a good weekend!
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
My Entry...
The contest is to write a rhyming query (I had to to it for one of my SNIs that I'm toying with but not actually playing with yet). Enjoy!
The ghosts and the ghouls
And a number of fools,
In shades of gray,
Gather to say
They feel bad.
They give their confessions,
And at the end of each session
They give a group hug,
Shuffle over the rug,
And part until the next meeting
When Bonnie gets restless
She sadly confesses
The girl in 4D,
Obnoxious and peeved,
Is Bonnie’s first spook in a month.
The gang is all sad,
They say Bonnie was bad,
But they’re happy she feels better;
Bonnie signs a new letter
Swearing off spooking for good.
Dear Ms Agent,
I hope my email sent
To you this beautiful query
And that you aren’t weary
To request more.
I have the whole book,
Please don’t give me that look,
It’s really quite something
And could easily bring
Lots of money to you and to me.
Simply request
And I’ll send you my best
60,000 word novel,
There's no need to grovel,
For my YA paranormal comedy SPOOKS!
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Sunday Funny
So for your viewing pleasure: Charlie bit my finger. Enjoy. :)
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